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Johnny O's

*Created in John Johnson's college days and made infamous in the SKELETON KEY franchise.

Start with a can of Spaghetti O's. Pour a third of the can into a bowl. Then add a layer of cheese. Pour the second third of Spaghetti O's into the bowl. Add another layer of cheese and pre-cooked bacon. Pour the final third of Spaghetti O's in and add the final layer of cheese and pre-cooked bacon.

Heat till you reach the temperature of your dreams. Stir well... Find your slice of heaven.


The Creightonville Sandwich

*Created to survive a 21 day film shoot in the deep woods in a camping environment.

Start with two slices of bread. Add a thin layer of mayo to one side. Then throw on some bologna with a slice of cheese on top. Then a dribble of mustard, with cabbage and some lays potato chips. One sliced dill pickle to top it and take the dry slice of bread and mush you out a epic sandwich. You can add another layer of mayo to the dry bread, but the warning I give you is not to operate any heavy machinery.



The Cherry Dragon

*Created during John's Stayca adventures on a carbless diet.

You'll need 1 can of Cherry Coke Zero (or cherry coke if you are living on the edge) and 3 shots of Skyy Dragon Fruit Vodka. Mix with lots of ice and take flight on the fiery lizard.


Sepia Masala

*Created during a western film shoot in which the color tones of the movie were sepia matching the color of the grub.

  • Ingredients
  • 1. The Chicken
    • a. Boneless Chicken (5 or more pieces)
    • b. 1/2 A Cup of Butter (or butter substitute)
    • c. 1/4 A Cup of Cookin Oil (olive oil preferred)
    • d. Seasoning Salt (to taste)
    • e. Garlic Pepper (to taste)
    • f. Sweet Basil Leaves (to taste)
    • g. Garlic Salt (to taste)
  • 2. The Gravy
    • a. 2 Jalapenos Peppers
    • b. 2 Cloves of Garlic
    • c. 1/4 A Cup of Diced Onions
    • d. 3 Teaspoons of Paprika
    • e. 3 Teaspoons of Ground Cumin
    • f. 1/4 Teaspoon of Cayenne Pepper
    • g. 1/4 Teaspoon of Chili Powder
    • h. Pinch of Garlic Salt
    • i. 1/4 A Cup of Butter (or butter substitute)
    • j. 15oz Of Tomato Sauce
    • k. 2 Cups of Heavy Whipping Cream
  • 3. Garlic Naan or Rice
    • a. Cook to your Preference.
  • Steps to Heaven
  • 1. The Chicken
    • a. Place Chicken into a pan for baking.
    • b. Place Butter onto each piece of Chicken.
    • c. Pour Oil All over the Chicken.
    • d. Season Chicken with Seasoning Salt, Garlic Pepper, Sweet Basil Leaves, and Garlic Salt.
    • e. Heat Oven to 420 Degrees and Bake for 40min.
  • 2. The Gravy
    • a. Dice the Jalapenos, Garlic, and Onions finely.
    • b. In Separate Bowl add all Spices together.
    • c. In Skillet, put in Butter and heat on High until Butter starts to Melt.
    • d. Add Diced Veggies and Saute for 2min.
    • e. Add Tomato Sauce.
    • f. Add Heavy Cream.
    • g. Add Spices.
    • h. Turn Heat to Low.
    • i. Stir for 5min.
    • j. Let Simmer for another 5min.
  • The Mix
  • 1. Cut up Chicken into Bite Size Pieces.
  • 2. Mix Gravy and Chicken Together.
  • 3. Serve with Garlic Naan or Rice.


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